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Paste your resume, website, or pitch deck — get torn apart by 12 AI personas in 15 seconds. Savage roast, recruiter insight, SEO audit, designer critique & concrete fixes. Instant.
Try It Free — 1 Roast per ToolWhat Our Users Say
"I ran my resume through this and the recruiter persona absolutely destroyed me — in the best way. Fixed my bullet points and got an interview within a week."
"The SEO roast of my landing page was brutal but 100% on point. Moved my meta descriptions, fixed heading structure, and saw a 40% traffic boost in three weeks."
"Roasted my pitch deck before a YC interview. The investor persona called out exactly what a VC would flag. Walked in prepared, got funded. This tool is wild."
What Is Roast & Review?
Roast & Review is a collection of 14 free AI-powered critique tools. You paste your content — a resume, LinkedIn profile, website copy, landing page, pitch deck, ad copy, social media bio, cover letter, email, ecommerce store, job description, business idea, portfolio, or code snippet — and get honest, multi-perspective feedback in about 15 seconds.
Every roast is built around the same idea: one opinion is not enough. Each run analyzes your content from multiple angles at once — a savage roast that calls out what is weak, a recruiter or investor first impression, a customer's trust and purchase decision, an SEO audit, a designer critique, and a marketer's read — then turns all of that into a score and ordered, actionable fixes.
You get one free roast per tool per day with no signup and no credit card. Premium plans remove the limits when you want unlimited runs. Your content is processed for the analysis only: it is not stored, shared, sold, or used to train models. You can export any result as a PDF, DOC, or TXT file, and download a shareable card to track your progress.
Built for job seekers polishing their resume, founders stress-testing their pitch deck before a raise, marketers tightening ads and landing pages, and developers cleaning up their code — anyone who wants a fast, honest second opinion before their work goes in front of someone who matters.
Roast My Resume
A savage AI roast, a recruiter's blunt take, an ATS compatibility score, and a friendly review. Four angles, one paste.
Roast My Cover Letter
A roast that calls out the cliches, a recruiter's reaction, and a friendly rewrite-focused review. No more generic openers.
Roast My Website
Get your homepage torn apart by a roast, a customer's honest reaction, an SEO expert, and a designer.
Roast My LinkedIn
If your headline still says "passionate professional," this tool exists for you. Get roasted plus a recruiter's real read.
Roast My Social Media Bio
Twitter, Instagram, TikTok — paste your bio and get roasted, plus a brand expert's take on your positioning.
Roast My Ad Copy
Facebook, Google, Instagram ads — get a roast, a customer's click decision, and a marketer's conversion analysis.
Roast My Pitch Deck
Before you pitch a real investor, pitch this. Find the weak spots a co-founder is too nice to mention.
Roast My Landing Page
Built specifically for pages meant to convert. Get roasted on the parts that make visitors bounce.
Roast My Email
Cold emails, newsletters, sales emails — get a roast and find out if anyone would actually read and reply.
Roast My Ecommerce Store
Get your product listings, store copy, and overall ecommerce experience roasted from every angle.
Roast My Job Description
A roast, a candidate's honest reaction, and an inclusive language check. Stop scaring away good applicants.
Roast My Business Idea
A skeptic investor's honest reaction plus a roast that finds the holes your friends are too nice to mention.
Roast My Portfolio
Your portfolio is supposed to get you hired — get it roasted by a designer, a customer, and a recruiter.
Roast My Code
Paste any code snippet and get a brutal roast plus a friendly code review with concrete improvement suggestions.
How It Works
Paste Your Content
Resume, website copy, LinkedIn bio, ad copy, code — paste anything into the tool.
Get Roasted by AI
12 AI personas analyze your work from different angles — roast, recruiter, SEO, designer, and more.
Fix & Improve
Get a score, actionable fixes, and a shareable card. Download as PDF, DOC, or Text.
Why Roast & Review?
15-Second Results
Paste and get instant AI feedback.
12 AI Perspectives
Not one opinion — a recruiter, SEO expert, designer, marketer, and more.
Actionable Scores
Real scores with specific fixes, not vague advice.
Shareable Cards
Download your roast as PDF, DOC, or text. Share it anywhere.
Latest from the Blog
Tips, guides, and insights to help you build better content
How the Roast & Review Engine Works
Underneath each tool sits one engine that reviews your content from several personas at the same time. Depending on the document, that includes a savage roast persona that flags anything weak or generic, a recruiter, investor, or hiring manager who reacts the way the real reader would, a customer who decides whether they would trust and buy, an SEO specialist who checks title, structure, and discoverability, a designer who critiques layout and visual hierarchy, and a marketer who checks positioning and persuasion.
Each persona is designed to surface specific, actionable observations rather than generic advice. You walk away with a score, the reasons behind it, and fixes you can apply immediately. When the blog recommends tools or products, we test and vet what we recommend, mark affiliate links with rel="sponsored", and label every advertising zone.
Frequently Asked Questions
What is Roast & Review?
Roast & Review is a collection of 14 AI-powered critique tools. Paste your resume, website, LinkedIn, pitch deck, or other content and get instant multi-perspective feedback — a savage roast, expert analysis, and actionable fixes.
How much does Roast & Review cost?
Roast & Review is free for 1 AI roast per tool, no signup required. Premium plans unlock unlimited roasts: Starter at €20/month, Pro at €49/month, and Lifetime at €299. Every plan includes all 14 tools.
How does the AI critique work?
Each tool uses AI models to analyze your content from multiple angles. You get a savage roast that calls out weaknesses, an expert perspective (recruiter, SEO specialist, designer, etc.), and concrete improvement suggestions. Results in about 15 seconds.
What kinds of content can I get roasted?
You can roast resumes, LinkedIn profiles, websites, ad copy, code snippets, emails, business ideas, pitch decks, portfolios, landing pages, ecommerce stores, social media bios, cover letters, and job descriptions.
How is this different from Grammarly or Hemingway?
Grammarly and Hemingway check grammar and readability. Roast & Review evaluates strategic quality — does your resume pass ATS filters? Does your landing page convert? Does your pitch deck impress investors? It's feedback on impact, not just correctness.
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