Roast My Website

You've stared at your own website too long to see it clearly anymore. That's what this is for. Paste your homepage copy or URL and get it torn apart from four angles: a roast that says what your friends are too polite to say, a customer's honest reaction to whether they'd actually buy or bounce, an SEO expert's read on what's hurting your visibility, and a designer's take on the visual mess (or lack of one). Free, instant, and a lot more useful than staring at your bounce rate wondering what's wrong.

The AI reads your copy and evaluates it the way different visitors actually experience your site. The roast persona cuts through the corporate jargon and generic claims. The customer persona tests whether your value proposition is clear enough to act on. The SEO persona flags on-page issues — weak headlines, missing structure, unclear signals — that hurt both rankings and conversions. And the designer persona looks at information hierarchy, readability, and whether the visual flow supports or undermines your message.

This is for any website that needs a fresh pair of eyes: SaaS homepages, service businesses, portfolios, blogs, startup landing pages, or established sites that haven't been updated in years. It's not a technical SEO crawl or a full accessibility audit — it's a fast, honest gut-check on the content and messaging that actually drive conversions. For pages built specifically around a single offer, try our Roast My Landing Page tool instead.