Roast My Pitch Deck

Before you pitch a real investor, pitch this. Paste your pitch, elevator pitch, or a slide-by-slide summary of your deck and get two takes: a roast that finds the weak spots your co-founder is too nice to mention, and a skeptical investor's honest reaction — the same kind of unimpressed, "so what's actually defensible here" energy you'll get in a real room. Free, instant, and considerably cheaper than finding out live in front of a VC.

The tool evaluates your pitch the way early-stage investors actually process it: fast, skeptical, and looking for reasons to pass. The roast persona targets the jargon, the inflated market sizes, and the "we have no competition" claims that make investors cringe. The investor persona asks the hard questions — about defensibility, traction signals, monetization logic, and whether the ask matches the stage. Both personas are designed to surface the weaknesses you're too close to your own idea to see.

This is for founders preparing for demo days, accelerator applications, angel meetings, or any time you need to get someone excited about your idea in under five minutes. It works whether you're pre-revenue with a thesis or post-traction with a deck full of charts. For help refining the business idea behind your pitch, try our Roast My Business Idea tool. Once your deck is ready, pair it with a website roast to make sure your online presence matches your pitch quality.