Roast My Email

Cold emails, newsletters, and sales emails all share the same problem: most of them get ignored. Paste your email below and get three takes: a roast that calls out the fluff and the fake urgency, a customer's honest read on whether they'd open, read, and reply, and a recruiter's take on whether this email would get a response from someone busy. Free, instant, and a lot more useful than guessing why your open rate is dropping.

The tool analyzes your email the way the recipient actually experiences it: scanning for relevance, filtering for effort, and deciding in seconds whether to reply, archive, or delete. The roast persona targets the overused hooks, the forced personalization, and the "just following up" filler. The customer persona answers whether the email feels worth their time. And the recruiter persona simulates the response of someone who gets 200 emails a day and is looking for any reason to ignore yours.

This is for cold outreach, sales sequences, partnership pitches, newsletter content, founder intros — any email where you need the recipient to actually read and respond. It works for solo founders, sales teams, recruiters, and anyone who's ever sent 50 cold emails and gotten 2 replies. For the landing page your email links to, try our Roast My Landing Page tool to make sure the post-click experience doesn't kill the conversion.